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I Like Toast

Never eat toast in bed
KA9ha · 31-35, M
with crumbs all over,, you get picked up for the couch or a bathtub and shower...
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@KA9ha What?
KA9ha · 31-35, M
@Sarahsummersrockz if the toast is well done , the crumbs spread on the bedsheet and need to get vacuumed off
KA9ha · 31-35, M
offered to you with a full sheet apron to collect crumbs
jackson55 · M
I thought it was crackers?
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@jackson55 If the rule is never eat toast, crackers are worse with crumbs! Sharp crumbs.
chillout17 · M
Or cook bacon naked
KA9ha · 31-35, M
@chillout17 yourself stark nake? what if the fat sputters from the frypan?
Pretzel · 61-69, M
it's a crumby thing to do
SW-User
I agree, but I'm getting out of bed to eat toast with peanut butter cause it's sooooo good.
KA9ha · 31-35, M
i love to eat toasts dark brown but soaked in butter.. I love mozerella cheese coated toasts too
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@KA9ha I prefer double Gloucester or red Leicester or chilli cheese on my toast
KA9ha · 31-35, M
@Sarahsummersrockz chilly cheese?? woooooowwwww maybe i can suggest better ?I use jalapeno red peppers ?
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@KA9ha That's over engineering a cheese toasties
KA9ha · 31-35, M
What you can do is to put the toast in your mouth and he bites the on the other section....soon the toast is forgotten for the better
its like making love on a sandy beach
@Sarahsummersrockz lol and best if you never do
KA9ha · 31-35, M
@looking4thesun its great when the sand is heatingup...she thrusts up to get solace ..
Further , if it is soaked with water which oozes as you hammer down....
KA9ha · 31-35, M
@looking4thesun whats wrong in doing so... the sand will give a formation for her rear shape and support. However , it will bruise your kneecaps as you hammer and ram into the caves,,,,Best is to spread a velvet sheet and get on with the fulfilment of your duties
Nooo, toast crumbies are not desirable
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@TopCat it's like a torture
@Sarahsummersrockz actually is! Similar to sand in a sleeping bag
Thespis · M
Extra sheet, then toss off the extra sheet. Then you get toast and bed ;)
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@Thespis Just don't do it
Afraid of getting cinnamon in your 🍑?
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@TexasOutlawTrey who puts cinnamon on toast!? No its crumbs I'm afraid of.
SW-User
Like sleeping on sandpaper
hillbilly · 26-30, M
Too many crumbs?
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
The crumbs can be itchy
Lilnonames · F
I always do lol
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@Lilnonames Toast cumbs!
Lilnonames · F
@Sarahsummersrockz I use a plate and put a towel under it when done I fold up take to kithen
Sarahsummersrockz · 18-21, F
@Lilnonames Clever

 
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