I Would Love to Live In a Remote Lighthouse

Way back when I was married and kept my social anxiety somehow under wraps, I saw a classified ad in a newspaper (newspapers were a thing, it was the 1990s) which went like this:

[quote]Couple needed for Lighthouse work[/quote]

I was thrilled for the opportunity to live in a Lighthouse and mentioned it to my wife (she wasn't very thrilled about it, though).

The next day I saw the classified ad again, with a minor correction:

[quote]Couple needed for light house work[/quote]

Damn. 😒