I have installed loudspeakers around my home to play the call to prayer [Spirituality & Religion]

Just a quick note. Stay in character. Always write God with a capital 'G'. Always use 'peace' be upon him, never 'blessings' - that's contradictory to the qu'ran and never say blessings on his [b]name[/b] or that you've installed speakers to play the wailings of a call to prayer - they are even worse! The more you speak, the more we know that you're not a muslim. Finally: please stop using the qu'ran as toilet paper - you're smearing the print and your friends can't read it!

My dog is called Allah and I feed him bacon every day!

My cow is called Moohammud!

And may your closest neighbor connect his television set to outdoor speakers and set the channel to the church tv channel and blast it your way 24/7....how about ‘dat?

I suggest you look to the cross and pray to Jehova God who is alive and well! He will be listening!!! JS

Cool, you should get together with Franklin Graham, you two will hit it off.

Did you hard wire these things, or are you using some sort of wireless system?

I may disagree with some verbiage but I'll definitely put some respect on that!

I do the same thing and face my ass East

Scientology is the one true religion

The Russians have a weather machine. Pray to them.

hehhe nice joke