I have installed loudspeakers around my home to play the call to prayer [Spirituality & Religion]

Five times a day I face Mecca and pray to the one true god and King of the Earth, Allah. It is a small chore in exchange for being spared from his divine judgement.

Earthquakes and hurricanes will lay the opponents of Allah flat if they don't awaken to the truth spoken by the Prophet Muhammad, blessings be upon his name.

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EugenieLaBorgia · F

Just a quick note. Stay in character. Always write God with a capital 'G'. Always use 'peace' be upon him, never 'blessings' - that's contradictory to the qu'ran and never say blessings on his [b]name[/b] or that you've installed speakers to play the wailings of a call to prayer - they are even worse! The more you speak, the more we know that you're not a muslim. Finally: please stop using the qu'ran as toilet paper - you're smearing the print and your friends can't read it!

SW-User

@EugenieLaBorgia prob trolling

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EugenieLaBorgia · F

@SW-User Oh, he is! I have a jolly good idea who it is but he's fun!!

EugenieLaBorgia · F

@tropicaltiger I think he's a good laugh, though, so we can have some fun with him!

SW-User

@EugenieLaBorgia aight then. I do love a good laugh...