There are 4000 monsters living under 4000 beds and they can only be stopped with a wall.

There is a caravan of new monsters that are trying to get under new beds and the ONLY way to stop these monsters is with a wall. It's a planetary emergency. These monsters can get under any bed at any time and YOUR bed could be next. This is an immediate "crisis." It's an international emergency. Monsters are scary. And, monsters under beds are real.

And, if we don't get a wall to stop these monsters, then we are going to stop funding all other forms of defense against these real monsters. Oh, by the way, the wall can be a fence.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

Well it was 4000 monsters back in 2000. Now it is 800 monsters and continuing to decline. And of the monsters, 794 came into the country through airports. Only 6 came in via land and could possibly encounter a wall. Those six commit monsterous acts less than the people who sleep in the beds. But it might be possible that one of the six could in theory act monsterous, but a mere 5.6 Billion dollars as a downpayment on a $23 Billion wall could possibly stop it. Or a fence. Or a wall-fence. Or a waterfall. Or a moat! Yes, that's it, a moat!

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@UserNameSW Yes, no one knows more about moats, technology, drones, campaign finance, ISIS, military strategy, negotiations, nuclear missiles, parenting, warfare, punching back, history, and lying than the big Baby.

UserNameSW · 46-50, M

@MarkPaul thanks for letting me know.

A wall around Hawaii will keep out the bad ombres