I Have Daddy Issues

My dad is a glutton for pretty much everything. He craves superiority over my mom and his children. He craves power or authority when he is tasked to do something. He craves attention by being loud, obnoxious, and complaining about his body hurting (He is 50). Finally, he craves food, getting up every few hours to have a full meal's worth of food, loudly chewing (w/ his mouth open, peeve), and striking up an unwanted conversation that will drag on for an extra 10-15 minutes.