I Crack Myself Up

My husband and I got prepared for a HUGE government inspection of the apartment complex we manage. In cleaning the kitchen the night before I seen the toaster and I said to my hubby, ''I'm thinking of putting the toaster on the rim of the bathtub.... that way if the inspector goes through our apartment, I'll just tell him I was getting things prepared in case we get a low score.'' My husband told me that I couldn't do it. He said not everyone would get my kind of humor... but it IS funny, no??? 🤣😂