I was just talking to a good friend of mine today, and told him that Congress will finally, finally be briefed on the UFO's. He is a big UFO/ET believer, and he went into his normal rant asking why, why, [i]why[/i] the aliens could not take him? He believes his various ailments are so fascinating that the aliens will want to cure him...(JK!).
I said, "Are you kidding? They wouldn't [i]want[/i] you." I'm picturing them beaming him up, and then dropping him from a tremendous height...馃ぃ.
