I Want to Know the Story Behind Your Username

I do, here is my story. Back around 2000 I was stabbed in my right eye, thru the front out the back detached the retina and back out sorta like a sewing machine effect. I have a proethetic, but it's strictly cosmetic. I could have felt sorry for myself and angry forever but instead I have fun make jokes. I pit it in a friends drink once he went to drink and freaked. I would never let someone actually drink a drink with jus so ya know. Whats your story?