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I Would Like to Be Pied

Interactive Pies, So U Want To Pie Me?... Ok, this one is for everyone in our group, & anyone who wants to join in, u all know that I want to be pied, so I'm handing u all the pies! Ooops, now I might be slightly scared, not! Excited.x

Anyway, I've put a plastic sheet on the floor & I'm lying down, nice & relaxed. I can get away if I really want but I'm just going to stay here. Theres pies all around & some buckets of gooey stuff, & now its ur turn to get involved, tell me what ur pies are & where ur puting them? Remember I do like custard & whipped cream, but its up to u, I'm completely at ur mercy!

I really, really want those pies, so let me have it..........xxx

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TartealaCreme

Well I think I would be fairly boring compared to the other replies. I would choose a nice pie full of thick gooey custard with lashings of whipped cream. I would approach you slowly adding to the tension. During this period I would watch you as you tingled with excitement. I would ask you if you had any last requests or wished to say anything. I them adjust my stance and smush the pie in your face. I twist and let the plate fall to the floor. I grab two more custard pies and gently give you a nice well deserved pie sandwich. As the two plates fall to the floor I admire my work and eagerly await your response.