I Would Like to Be Pied

Well I think I would be fairly boring compared to the other replies. I would choose a nice pie full of thick gooey custard with lashings of whipped cream. I would approach you slowly adding to the tension. During this period I would watch you as you tingled with excitement. I would ask you if you had any last requests or wished to say anything. I them adjust my stance and smush the pie in your face. I twist and let the plate fall to the floor. I grab two more custard pies and gently give you a nice well deserved pie sandwich. As the two plates fall to the floor I admire my work and eagerly await your response.

Shaving cream can sting the eyes. I think you deserve a real pie - maybe two. I can't decide between chocolate cream and banana cream. Why choose how about one of each. I'm not talking about pudding from a box. Real bakery quality cream pies. I'm think you need the banana cream pie smashed on the right side of your head and the chocolate cream should rammed into the left side of your face. Then the banana cream pie should be twisted and smushed around to the front of your face while chocolate cream pie is dragged though your hair and ceremoniously dumped on top of your head.

Then I would take a few pictures and blackmail you with them. Either you let me pie you again or I would share the photos with your family or neighbors.

All the best

Okay, here's mine.
It's basically just a combination of shaving cream and homemade gunge, made by boiling together flour and water. I make a bunch of pies with the shaving cream and sling them all over you. Next I dump an oil-barrel size container of the gunge over you just to top it off. Your turn!

I would put a couple of whip cream pies in your face
I would put 3 custard pies down your t-shirt
I would put 3 french silk pies pies down the front and back of your panties and then give you a squeaky clean wedgie
Now I decide you get to mess me up, what do you do to me?

I think Skyler needs a proper pie-ing for being so young. What do you think?

Oh my dear, the first 10 go right on top of your pretty face. I'll shove them in real good giving them u nice twist. A few will have to go on your boobs, then lift up, your buns need a couple too. The last 2 will be applied to "cool you off". U wanted the pies? U got them. Next!!

I would pie you with both Banana Cream and Whipped Cream pies I would pie you in the face so many times you would have an hard time keeping up with all the pies I give you haha I would also give you an pie hat for the ultimate humiliation haha

What are you wearing ?

Wow