Out of all the unrealistic things about "Iron Man", the least believable is that Tony Stark chose Gwyneth Paltrow's ugly ass over all the other women.

@QueenOfZaun I LOVE that you brought that up cos I make fun of that all the time. I used to tell this joke where I'd say "Throughout the movie, the audience repeatedly questions whether the Joker is truly insane or if it's all an act and he actually knows exactly what he's doing. But there's one scene, and in fact just one line, that proves which is true. When Bruce throws a party at his penthouse and the Joker shows up to crash it, he holds Rachel Dawes at knifepoint and says to her 'Well hello beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful.' This is irrefutable proof that the Joker is actually as crazy as he acts, because any man who refers to Maggie Gyllenhaal as beautiful must be out of his mind."

@BlueMetalChick what is beautiful to you ?. “ aside from you”

@OfflineFriend Hmm...that's a good question. I haven't thought about it enough.

@BlueMetalChick well you are beautiful you can start there

@QueenOfZaun average is being generous I think. She looks like a drowned rat.

@CrustyDDingus She’s like Sarah Jessica Parker. It’s like something is wrong with the shape of her face.