I Am Very Random
Time
Is not my friend
Friends don't steal your valuables
Look at all the things time has stolen from me
My youth,my looks, hair,teeth, vision and hearing.
The wiggle in my walk
Thd xpring in my step
The ounce in my bottom.
And the pheromones!
Oh my, the pheromones; all gone.
On the other hand
Look what time has given me in return.
Old age,wrinkles, bald spots betwee my grey hairs.
Lots more room in my mouth for all that
Yummy, squishy,pureed food
that I now get to eat
instead of steak and salad.
I have bifocals and hearing aides;
two canes and a walker.
Now I sort of lurch when I walk
And instead of a wiggle, I have a jiggle.
As for the pheromones, well
now I smell like A-535
As I said. Time is not my friend.
Yet I still want a lot more of it.
No matter what it takes from me,
It always gives back.
dl75
Is not my friend
Friends don't steal your valuables
Look at all the things time has stolen from me
My youth,my looks, hair,teeth, vision and hearing.
The wiggle in my walk
Thd xpring in my step
The ounce in my bottom.
And the pheromones!
Oh my, the pheromones; all gone.
On the other hand
Look what time has given me in return.
Old age,wrinkles, bald spots betwee my grey hairs.
Lots more room in my mouth for all that
Yummy, squishy,pureed food
that I now get to eat
instead of steak and salad.
I have bifocals and hearing aides;
two canes and a walker.
Now I sort of lurch when I walk
And instead of a wiggle, I have a jiggle.
As for the pheromones, well
now I smell like A-535
As I said. Time is not my friend.
Yet I still want a lot more of it.
No matter what it takes from me,
It always gives back.
dl75
