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I Hate Chewing Noises

To the woman sitting outside my office: If you don't stop popping and slurping on your gum that comes with the occasional grunt to show your apparent enthusiasm for gum chewing...I'm going to have to end you.

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ProdigalSummer · F

Any jury would be sympathetic.

SW-User

@ProdigalSummer Think so? What if I end up with a panel of gum chewers?

ProdigalSummer · F

@SW-User hmmm. I suppose you will have to take your chances. I know that when I was in a jury a few months ago, I chewed a lot of gum and ate lots of peppermints just to stay awake. Trials are boring.

SW-User

@ProdigalSummer Uh huh....I'd probably end up held in contempt of court on top of it after trying to jump into the jury box in full attack mode.

ProdigalSummer · F

@SW-User yeah, that wouldn't help.