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I Hate Chewing Noises

To the woman sitting outside my office: If you don't stop popping and slurping on your gum that comes with the occasional grunt to show your apparent enthusiasm for gum chewing...I'm going to have to end you.

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tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

Oops you would not like me . If there was a world championship for gum popping I would win it.Im always popping my bubblegum really loud between blowing bubbles.

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@tallpowerhouseblonde 🙄 I'd probably just have to deal with it....you'd likely throw me through the window if I came and destroyed your desk.

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@SW-User maybe so.My desk is organised and tidy.

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Aww that panda is my spirit animal 🤗 What kinda gum is she chewing that you can hear it from your office? Damn

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@SW-User I think it's just chewing gum.....she was doing those loud quick pop bubbles you can only really do with chewing gum.

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@SW-User Anyway...she just sneezed. I didn't bless her.

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@SW-User you sure showed her 👍🏻

ProdigalSummer · F

Any jury would be sympathetic.

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ProdigalSummer · F

@SW-User hmmm. I suppose you will have to take your chances. I know that when I was in a jury a few months ago, I chewed a lot of gum and ate lots of peppermints just to stay awake. Trials are boring.

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@ProdigalSummer Uh huh....I'd probably end up held in contempt of court on top of it after trying to jump into the jury box in full attack mode.

ProdigalSummer · F

@SW-User yeah, that wouldn't help.

fun4us2b · M

😂 nice! In the spirit of Monday morning

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@fun4us2b This might be the most Monday sort of Monday I've had in awhile, lol.

fun4us2b · M

@SW-User I hear that - end of summer blues kickin in...

Iwillsurvive · 22-25, F

How cute.

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