According to scientists, people live longer and have better mental health if they eat nachos and pistachio ice cream.
According to scientists, you must believe any article that says, "Scientists say..."Even if the content of the article is actually debated by scientists, and even if it will be proven incorrect in the future, which it probably will be.
According to scientists, states with the fewest tornadoes have the highest rates of depression, crime, and cancer.
Am I the only dork who adores Ancient AliensNot saying I believe in Ancient Aliens. But I freaking love watching all the little tidbits of history, religious texts, and science fact and how they are used in the Ancient Alien theories.