I'm a Strange Person

When someone does something adorable I respond with adorableness. If someone is rude, I respond with rudeness. If you show true affection, I'm the most affectionate person alive. If you show apathy, I couldn't care less about you. I'm a mirror lover. I only give what's given. (This is true in most cases, sometimes I give myself even when there's no love being returned. But those are depressing relationships I've tried hard to forget)

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

Examples of Cause and Effect
We received seven inches of rain in four hours. - The underpass was flooded.
I never brush my teeth. - I have 5 cavities.
Smoking cigarettes - Lung cancer
Many buffalo were killed. - Buffalo almost became extinct.
The streets were snow-packed and icy. - Cars needed more time to stop.
He broke his arm. - The doctor put it in a cast.
The boss was busy. - Her secretary took a message.
A basketball player was traveling. - The referee called a penalty.
I flipped the light switch on. - The light came on.
An oil spill - Many deaths to wildlife
Sedentary lifestyle - Childhood obesity

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Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@Fayee: well psht.. I win so much the world is getting sick of it! "When is he gonna stop winning?!" I'll give you your answer.. NEVER! I won so many awards I made categories just to win at them! I made a book called "1,001 ways to become almost half as successful as me" and I won 538 awards first week!

iFaye · 26-30, F

@Shadowstep: Baby calm down lol

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@Fayee: never!

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

So uh.. *shoots rainbows out if my hands and burps out cute kittens* how am I now?

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Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: want to be a camera woman for cartoon Network? Or an anchor for CNN? Have at it biotch! Want to make pizzas at a restaurant? Or dig for dino bones? You'll be a bumhole for saying no! Want to get some downtime and spend some cash over at the small park (with actually rides)? As long as you made money from digging dino bones then why the hell not? Want to be a judge and work for the judicial system? Become an actress at a play? Become a bank worker? Do surgery? NO ONES GONNA STOP YOU!

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

@Shadowstep: Thank you xD

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: for what?

annamarie65 · 56-60, F

you sound like me lol

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

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