I'm a Strange Person

When someone does something adorable I respond with adorableness. If someone is rude, I respond with rudeness. If you show true affection, I'm the most affectionate person alive. If you show apathy, I couldn't care less about you. I'm a mirror lover. I only give what's given. (This is true in most cases, sometimes I give myself even when there's no love being returned. But those are depressing relationships I've tried hard to forget)

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

Examples of Cause and Effect
We received seven inches of rain in four hours. - The underpass was flooded.
I never brush my teeth. - I have 5 cavities.
Smoking cigarettes - Lung cancer
Many buffalo were killed. - Buffalo almost became extinct.
The streets were snow-packed and icy. - Cars needed more time to stop.
He broke his arm. - The doctor put it in a cast.
The boss was busy. - Her secretary took a message.
A basketball player was traveling. - The referee called a penalty.
I flipped the light switch on. - The light came on.
An oil spill - Many deaths to wildlife
Sedentary lifestyle - Childhood obesity

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

This is coming from a person fluent in sarcasm- I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, or you're just daft.

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: I think he wants to give you a lesson on what cause and effect is

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

@Shadowstep: No I know that. But my lack of understanding cause and effect is not the point in my story. No shit that when someone kisses the other kisses back, that's not really what I'm saying. lol

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: well I have a bachelor's in cause and effect and I think this guy is a fraud!

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

@Shadowstep: xD lmao

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: excuse me good sir but you are lie! Y u no be good teacha to dose who deserve gud teaching?!

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

@Shadowstep: xD omg you're great

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: I'm not great.. I'm.. THE BEST.. man you've ever seen, no one is as best as me! Luis is da best! FOREVER DA BEST! and I always win believe me! When I'm done with this I'm gonna be tired of winning! Why am I getting so many awards?! I'm winning so much here believe me!

InterstellarPirate · 22-25, F

@Shadowstep: xD oh

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@InterstellarPirate: *burps* man who new winning was so exhausting?!

iFaye · 26-30, F

@Shadowstep: Baby you're unbelievable

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@Fayee: hold up! Faye seriously 1) this isn't even close to freaking flirting and 2) I can't even talk to her if I tried!

iFaye · 26-30, F

Oh my god I can't stop laughing 😂🤣@Shadowstep:

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@Fayee: well psht.. I win so much the world is getting sick of it! "When is he gonna stop winning?!" I'll give you your answer.. NEVER! I won so many awards I made categories just to win at them! I made a book called "1,001 ways to become almost half as successful as me" and I won 538 awards first week!

iFaye · 26-30, F

@Shadowstep: Baby calm down lol

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

@Fayee: never!