Tell her you're getting a man pregnant. It's his turn.

That's interesting because my boss and most coworkers don't care. Busy NY office 😄 Everyone too tired to care.

At least you've finally accepted our inevitable marriage 👏

did you add that it'd be to a tunacan? 🤔

She's planning to send u messages seeking clarifications regarding incomplete work😅😏..

At the end of the day, on your last day before vacation, casually mention to her that you will be getting gender reassignment surgery, and then walk out the door.

And when you return, note how she is anxiously awaiting your showing up for work!