One of my usual not coming into work excuses

My top favourite is calling in dead

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NigelDoes · 56-60, M

I can't believe I've never used the "too fat to come in" excuse. I think I'm gonna throw caution to the wind and have bacon wrapped donuts for breakfast.

wonderland63893 · 26-30, F

@NigelDoes: one of your 5 a day