What's the dumbest thing you boss ever asked you to do?

Say nothing to the other financial counsellor - well fuck the board of directors, i told the bitch twice to get out of my office, within 5 minutes one of the directors was on the phone to me and asked me not to say anything else to her, well fuck that, i told her when she came to my office again, I called another volunteer to my office and told the other financial counsellor - I am not interest in you at all as i am sick to death of doing your work and YES I spent 8 hours on my day off to fix up the work you claimed you did