Ultimate Questions Series #1 : My Former Coworker
I like to think I'm an educated man, brought up to be respectful, and I count a few platonic females among my closest friends. I was a philosophy minor in college because I enjoy contemplating both theological issues and existential crises. I also have a keen interest in psychology.
However, something has been bothering me, and as an enlightened individual I just have to know the answer to this burning question:
Does my woman coworker think she has a big butt?
Let's call her Ann. Ann is good at what she does and is respected by everyone. She has incredibly nice curly red hair. She is what some might call "zaftig"; tall, wide frame, definitely proportionate. But I worked with her for two years, many times on the same shift. She wore no or precious little makeup(nearly all the staff were guys and I don't think she cared about that), dressed in loose-fitting tops...and black pants. Always. Never saw her wear any other color, and I'm thinking that's a smoking gun. Of course, in no way would I ever begin a discussion at work that had anything to do with this subject.
Ok, about me. I dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot, and because of that, I would probably not be a reliable judge of overall back-ness. Ann's is definitely substantial, proportionate to the rest of her frame.
In conclusion, please respect the humor in which I present this post. And as strange as it is, I do want to hear opinions.
However, something has been bothering me, and as an enlightened individual I just have to know the answer to this burning question:
Does my woman coworker think she has a big butt?
Let's call her Ann. Ann is good at what she does and is respected by everyone. She has incredibly nice curly red hair. She is what some might call "zaftig"; tall, wide frame, definitely proportionate. But I worked with her for two years, many times on the same shift. She wore no or precious little makeup(nearly all the staff were guys and I don't think she cared about that), dressed in loose-fitting tops...and black pants. Always. Never saw her wear any other color, and I'm thinking that's a smoking gun. Of course, in no way would I ever begin a discussion at work that had anything to do with this subject.
Ok, about me. I dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot, and because of that, I would probably not be a reliable judge of overall back-ness. Ann's is definitely substantial, proportionate to the rest of her frame.
In conclusion, please respect the humor in which I present this post. And as strange as it is, I do want to hear opinions.
