You know what? Looking back on my life.... I've been hired for every single job I've applied to!

Growing up my Grandparents owned a bee keeping farm, so I grew up in the bee lab extracting honey! Then when I was 13 my Dad taught me to use a sawdering torch to add teeth to a saw for the summer... Then my first real job was at McDonalds which didn't last but I was hired on the spot because he said I had a pretty face.. Then I worked at A&W same reason the boss was attracted to me as he stood there and just stared at me!! Then I also got jobs in sales door to door sales, and a telemarketing gig for a bit... Then I got a job at an auction house as their typist but I didn't want that job... And once I went down town Edmonton wearing a long black dress, and I had just bought a large set of wind chimes and I stopped at this restaurant for a drink, and they sat down at my table and did a full blown interview and hired me on the spot but I didn't even apply in the first place??? I was a student at that time, then I decided to work for fun, and I got a job at a pet store where I worked in the reptile and aquarium section, I also was one of the only workers who had a car so they sent me to Birthday parties with animals to show them to kids at parties for $50.00 a pop! I loved that job, it was so much fun bonding with the animals!! Snakes and Skinks and Panther Chamelieons! Then when I moved to another smaller city I got a job as a security guard at a College! The building was beautiful filled with taxidermined birds along the halls and dinosaur bones fully assembled and a auditorium with winding staircases and hidden nooks and cranny's... It was a beautiful college with very unique architecture! Then I worked as a bank courier and a package courier for canpar all in one job driving a 12 hour full circle in the region but the valleys I drove through were majestic and I'd stop for ice cream! Then I'd cross on a Ferry too! To which I would also apply to work on!! I got trained for marina work, and all of the courses involved, but they found out that I was schizophrenic so after being trained and cleaning the ferry and watching it being rolled into the river the head boss said they had to let me go... Then I worked at a boreing store called Red Apple the boss was rude, so I quit. Then I got a job at the Hospital to work in the Kitchen, and it was a good job, I needed to have a criminal backround check and a vulnerable persons back round check and I really enjoyed working there, but my coworkers were all going to a psychic and I tried talking them out of it, saying it's of the devil, and they got mad about being told what to do! And bullied me off the job! Then I ended up qualifying for CPPDissability and haven't had to work since.... I am better off this way! But every single job I've applied to I got right away, never have been turned away until after I got the job, due to my mental illness which is against HEPPA but I'm better off now.