These old people are right to the point 😂

There's a burnt out light pole in the back and this poor old lady got in her golf cart " How the hell is a poor old lady like me supposed to see with no light? Why is there no light back here for old people?"
I just explained it's burnt out, something maintenance will have to get on."
So she says " well can't you just get a light bulb and change it out, geez what are old people supposed to do around here".
"I'm security not maintenance "
"What's the difference?"
"Maintenance people actually work. Security just eats donuts and looks powerful "
No sense of humor around here I swear.