Have you ever heard anyone yell or shriek so loud, you couldnt tell if they were laughing or crying or having some sort of crisis ??

Yes. Sneezes are similar. I work with someone that sounds like they are having their entrails ripped out when they sneeze.

Yes. I am entirely unable to justify screaming that sounds so real I need to identify the source only to see a young woman on the shoulders of some guy and she’s laughing/screaming.

Screaming, for the most part, is just stupid and pointless. If you’re in a dangerous position and the guy carrying you is a stranger and you’re terrified, scream “help! I’m being kidnapped!” Otherwise, be silent, and leave the screaming to true victims.

(In case it’s not obvious, goofy screaming is a pet peeve of mine.)

that's usually me, so yeah i guess