The word just came down

The director of the State Department of Mental Health has taken an interest in my building’s door decorating contest and will be paying us a visit to be a judge

Now, understand we are a tiny little high security facility built in 1926 hidden on the back end of a largely forgotten campus

We do not like people knowing we are here

If you’ve ever worked in the forgotten corner of someplace you know the anxiety of having the CEO in your space

I do not like this at all

Here’s what we did last year for decorating





We turned this whole place into Barbie Dreamland, upstairs they turned the entire second floor into Candyland

These are not the kinds of things boss man is supposed to see 🤣🤣