Do you work here?

@mindstruggle when did McDonald’s start renting rooms?

@ShepherdBard
Sir, for the 3rd time...this is not McDonald's, this is retirement home!!!

@mindstruggle with Golden Arches? 🙄

@ShepherdBard
Why are you acting like you don't live here? 😒

@mindstruggle I live on a park bench yo

@ShepherdBard
Within the retirement home premises, yo!

@mindstruggle my home is wherever I hang my hat

@ShepherdBard
What hat? You gave me your hat months ago. 🤨

@mindstruggle I replaced it

@ShepherdBard
Why does it says "property of Mindy, way awesome than Bardy"

@mindstruggle you wrote that on there 😒

@ShepherdBard
You don't have a proof.

@mindstruggle I saw you doing it 😒

@ShepherdBard
Your eyes are lying to you.!

@mindstruggle dont you talk about my eyes that way!

@ShepherdBard
Or what?!

@mindstruggle or you’ll pay 💰

@ShepherdBard
But I'm broke. Can you lend me some 💰

@mindstruggle only if you promise to pay it back 😒

@ShepherdBard
I always pay you back. 😒

@mindstruggle *never

@ShepherdBard
*bites you

@mindstruggle youch!