Female automotive customers: "The thingy is acting screwy, can you fix it? You know, the thingy? How do you not know what I mean?"

Male automotive customers: "I know everything about this truck from front to back so listen to me, I want 30 gallons of pure vodka injected directly into the fuel lines and I need you to do it yesterday because I can only pay for it two weeks ago and when you're done, make sure to park it in the middle of the throughway, upside down. I know what I'm talking about, it's MY damn truck!!! I WANNA TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!"