Or you could just jam the hot sauce in the interviewers eye

Jobs are crap now anyways, apparently interviewers conduct lunch interviews and determine if you'll get the job based on whether or not you put hot sauce on your food. Doesn't matter if you like things naturally spicy, apparently it's a sign that you judge a book by its cover. Dumb.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/job-interview-over-lunch-beware-100000625.html