Crisis averted....I went to Mickey D for breakfast burritos...

If you aren't aware they roll them up and secure the end with a little sticker that says either sausage or bacon. I always get the sausage...anyhoo I am eating it in the car driving to work and when I threw away the wrapper I noticed that the Sausage " sticker was located on my crotch. I can just imagine the sensitivity training class I would have had to attend if I hadn't noticed that.

On the plus side it didn't say "Vienna sausage"