Walk up to the manager naked, tell them one of the customers stole your clothes and that you quit because it’s obviously an unsafe environment and you’re on your way to the Better Business Bureau to report them. Then storm out of the store with an evil stare, farting as you go.

That bad huh?? Won't give you a break? I heard those jobs can be rough.. especially during the holidays .. i quit a job once that was stressing me out.. but i regret it .. not sure if you would or wouldn't with yours. Just breathe?? 😳

Once (when I was in my late teens) I quit a retail job by calling and saying “hi I won’t be coming in… “ and she said “oh, you won’t be able to make your shift today?” And I replied “yes, or ever again” before hanging up

Haha it’s not dramatic, but it’s funny to me

I went on holiday and sent my keys back to the shop I managed via the post. The horrible owner that had refused me a holiday had to get a locksmith in lol.

I gotta admit although it cost me a half a weeks wages it was worth every penny, I'd have loved to seen his face when he realised I wasn't coming back.

He had to get his Mrs in to cover for me...she lasted 3 whole days before refusing to go back 🤣

I suggest you quit correctly so you can still use them on your resume.

[media=https://youtu.be/qIqeXSYc8nE] best quit EVER from half baked

Over the intercom

give a customer a HUGE discount

Don't show up for work and take the money and they end up firing you

Jerry McGuire style

When your boss is in dispose at work, Kick the stall open in the restroom and snap a picture then send it to all employees...


Ha--

Or save the pic and have your boss tied around your finger

Tell them all off in one big speech.

accidentally drive the forklift into a family of mannequins