Customers logic:
*Writes on September 13th 9.00am lamenting an issue*
I reply back on the same day, at 11.00am, with a link to download the patch I cooked for them on the spot
* Disappears *
Then:
*Writes on September 17th 2.00pm lamenting another problem, and complains that my program is always giving her problems* (turns out the problem is that her shítty antivirus considers a "threat" literally everything it doesn't know lol)
I reply back on the same day at 4.00pm indicating to either wait until their AV replies to our inquiry, or change or temporarily add an exception to the AV, also providing a VirusTotal link that shows the file is clean according to literally every antivirus on the market minus for her own
* Disappears again *
Them today: «We've been trying to get this thing working for a month now, and because of you we're stuck!»
🪿
Jesus Christ, please give me a telephone that can remotely slap the callers on the face
I reply back on the same day, at 11.00am, with a link to download the patch I cooked for them on the spot
* Disappears *
Then:
*Writes on September 17th 2.00pm lamenting another problem, and complains that my program is always giving her problems* (turns out the problem is that her shítty antivirus considers a "threat" literally everything it doesn't know lol)
I reply back on the same day at 4.00pm indicating to either wait until their AV replies to our inquiry, or change or temporarily add an exception to the AV, also providing a VirusTotal link that shows the file is clean according to literally every antivirus on the market minus for her own
* Disappears again *
Them today: «We've been trying to get this thing working for a month now, and because of you we're stuck!»
🪿
Jesus Christ, please give me a telephone that can remotely slap the callers on the face
