My coworkers know me too well.

We repair cars and after each repair we check for an oil leak. Oil leaks after service are treated as an emergency, meaning we have to immediately turn the car off.

One of them made a comment and the rest agreed that if a car was leaking oil, I would just nonchalantly say, "It's leaking oil. Turn it off", barely loud enough to hear over the engine and monotone af.

And honestly... They're right. I'm honestly impressed that they know me that well. That's exactly how I would say it.