What rules have you broken at work?

I’m big on what I guess would be dress code violation. I have several managers, but the head one is absolutely ocd anal about following every single rule in the gig book. One rule that drives me crazy is that we can’t have personal items in our work area. For instance, they keep it cold sometimes, and everyone brings a jacket. Now if you decide you aren’t cold anymore, and you take off your jacket, if she’s there, you can’t simply stick it in a drawer or hide it in your work area- she insists that you tie it around your waist instead. Now if you’re wearing a cute outfit, having a hoodie tied around your waist is simply tacky, so I’m always trying to hide mine and my head manager comes snooping around and jumps on me every time. None of the other managers care at all, but she does. Other rules I break are texting on my cell phone when we’re slow, and having drink containers we can’t have in our area. Coming back late from my break, staying in the bathroom too long, etc. I’m quite a rebel!