Fun times at work

You know that annoying one person who loudly eats carrot sticks at a closed workshop session where people are sitting close to each other.... Well yea that's me

...and then when I finished chewing the carrots while everyone was arguing and my boss was taking turns disagreeing with each one of them (while probably enjoying himself lol), I say the one word that my boss actually likes and so backs me up, and I glimpse my colleague glaring at me in jealousy .... Then I go back to eating carrots again while watching them.

I genuinely don't feel that I ever actively tease my colleagues to create this conflicted relationship, but sometimes I feel that just my mere existence and energy gets on their nerves ..


.........Which is why i feel bad about resigning, because I like doing it LOL