Revenge on co-workers

Kept a sandwich in my lunch bag that was loaded with extra hot hot peppers because someone kept eating my food.

I had a coworker who would always tell me to kiss him, and it irritated the hell out of me so I just tried to ignore it. One day I got really sick of it though, so I leaned in for the mouth smooch. He yelped and dodged away. As I'm walking out, I hear him yellin', "[name] just tried to kiss me!" That was extremely funny.

I made them reliant on me, and then I left them to drown in work.

No i had a co worker who acted nice and then was stealing the employers money and stuff during my work hours 😤

At ours we had a slimming contest, a guy cheated and got himself weighed an hour early, as he said we didn't have to worry about the clocks changing...he then altered the scales and one and got all the money!
He then used it to buy pizza, burgers, ice-cream extra and pigged out for that extra hour. But when it was pointed out that he weighed himself at the wrong time, he tried to get out of getting back on the scales, you can guess why? But I managed to point out that he was a liar and a cheat and had to get back up on them.

Yup left a pocket version of the havemal flipped a crucifix
Dude was such a holly roller like he would hand out bibles like full hard cover bibles that cost like 60$ a pop to anyone and everyone. I’m cool with you practicing whatever religion you want but to force your beliefs on someone and fight about it. No mi guy.

When I was 16 and started work I was stripped off and paraded round the building for all to see ,three months later one of the lads turned 18 and I took great delight in helping two other lads to pull his briefs off during a night out , revenge was sweet