My boss is very serious about the 'chain of command.'...

Too bad my cell camera is broken. Because I drew a couple of cartoons for my coworkers.

'Are you saying I'm a dog?' asked one of them. 'OH no!' I assured him. 'Dogs are treated very nicely in Canada. We are just slaves for the big manager.'

'Well where's the chain round _your_ neck?' he asked.

I hurriedly added it, along with the glaring LED lights.