How to spend the day?

It's Friday. No manager in today. No work assigned to me (yet). I need to decide what to do that isn't going to:
- get me fired
- burn down the building
- get me arrested

But also doesn't just involve challenging myself to the [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b] which is basically where I try to eat as many biscuits as I can in an hour, spend the next hour testing the theory that crying burns biscuit calories, and then trying to beat my record in the [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b] the next hour.

For the none of you that have asked, when you say [b]"Biscuit Challenge"[/b], it should echo