I wanna know the weirdest job you've ever had.

In the late '90s, I worked as a customer service representative for a company that did credit card billing and payment processing for several hundred adult web sites, i.e., porn. People would call in: "I have these charges on my credit card, what for?" I had to tell them, "Well, someone with access to your credit card information signed up for a membership to the web site "Smutland.com." Frequently, it was their child or spouse who had done so without their knowledge.