What should I do with my newfound power of command?

My boss is out sick with pneumonia, so until she comes back, I'm in command of our team of instruction manual writers. So... any suggestions for what I should during my reign of terror?

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Elandra77

Crack that whip!

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

@Elandra77 🎣

(It's the closest I could find to a whip)

Elandra77

@FaeLuna Not bad!

And make sure they do not end a sentence with a preposition.

"Where's Your Birthday Party At?

should be

"Where's Your Birthday Party At, bitch?"

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

@Elandra77 Ending all questions with the word "bitch" should be written into the style guide for future writings.

FaeLuna · 31-35, F

"Is the measured voltage between X and Y, bitch? If yes, proceed to step 6. If no, replace faulty part."

Elandra77

@FaeLuna "And while the use of a VTVM is no longer needed the reading of a VOM and O-scope may be of great use in measuring the voltage and current of the affected circuit, bitch"