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Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Well I don’t actually work, but I was playing dead for this man at his funural home, and while he had me laying naked on the embalming table, a delivery driver walked in to deliver a coffin.. he was totally unaware I was just playing dead and not actually dead.. I had to lay there totaly undignified while he helped the mortician roll this coffin to the storage room and have him sign the delivery paperwork, and stood there for several minutes talking about me and the mortician making up some story about how I died... I would breathe real slow and hold my breath whenever he looked my way. He never got closer than 10 feet away, so he couldn’t see micro movements a person makes so to him I was dead.. awesome and awkward at the same time