Are you unemployed and live in the middle of nowhere?

Do you have any tips on how to survive when finding work is not an option at the moment?

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sspec

No, am very much employed atm and yet Live in the middle of nowhere.

Okay, try sticking to your well-being. 👍

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sspec

@NankerPhelge Oops! I can't seem to open the page. Guess am either too loved by them or ... they chose to delete.

NankerPhelge · 61-69, M

@sspec Sounds like someone's made a blockery of you. Lol :)

sspec

@NankerPhelge am honored. 😌

Existentior · M

Keep your expenses to an absolute minimum. Perhaps you could learn from Boris (but please don't do the egg thing because too many eggs are bad for your cholesterol):

(And no he's not speaking Russian)

[media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKfmRhfuI8g]

In the olden days, people used to lick spoons of olive oil to survive. That was their dinner.

Existentior · M

Tip nr 2: try looking at this guy's videos for tips on survival. A lot of tips may not apply to you because in most countries it's illegal to pluck fruits from the wild.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AQSjzJ_V0W-FeNTQKFzSg

SW-User

I recommend doing the same kinds of things that Arnold did in preparation for fighting the Predator. Make weapons, set traps, cover yourself from head to toe in mud.

Aidan · 26-30, F

Collect rain water. Hunt for food. Make weapons. Make shelter.

Existentior · M

@Aidan Did you now that in some parts of the world (e.g. the US) it's illegal to collect rain water or grow your own food in your garden?

Aidan · 26-30, F

@Existentior what the hell. Why? Drought?

NankerPhelge · 61-69, M

No, I'm unemployed and I live in the middle of somewhere. Lol :)

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