How do I respectfully tell my boss I want to sleep with her?

"Here's my two week notice"

You want to get fired, don't you?😏

Ask her if she'll be a referee for your next job first

Just make sure you add things like yes ma'am no ma'am. Be cordial

That sounds like an awesome plan.

You don,t. Shes the boss for a reason, just like you are the 'hand'.

You don't.

Ahahahha just ask her in a convo how do you find desperate men?

"Nice tits" and then bow afterwards so she knows you're classy.

"hey babe, you're hot lets get it on"

Respected Madam!

It is stated to you that You're Fucking hot and i got a fever if you'll warm me up. I'll be grateful to you for this generous favor :p

Yours,

If yu wasnt my boss id of fuck u outt, but i respect u