Conversation with crazy roommate
Like, legit crazy. I'm moving tomorrow lol
Him: I respect you but I have to tell you something too
Me: Sure man, what's up
Him: You need to tell your boss to give you a raise
Me: ... Uh thanks...
Him: You're a nice guy but he needs to give you a raise
Me: ...alright... That's... good advice....
Him: How long have you been working for him
Me: I think about 4 years, since 2018
Him: Tell him I have an Italian watch
Me: ... Sure man...
Him: it's genuine
Me: ...nice. ...Why do you want my boss to know about your watch?
Him: He's sending me bad vibes.
Me:...
Him: He is controlling you, through your head, into my head.
Me: I...see... ...Are you talking about my boss at my job, man?
Him: It doesn't matter. Its the boss controlling you. Tell him one.
Me: ...
Him: One *holds up a finger*
Me: One?
Him: Yes, just now you said a number. Tell him I said One.
Me: Did I say a number?
Him: Yes, when you said you worked for him for four years
Me: I....yeah I... guess I said a number
Him: You said a number. Tell him, from me, one. *Holds up a finger*
Me: ....alright man
Him: Tell him if he taunts me, or makes fun of me, I will get physical with him
Me: Okay man....I can see you are upset. What's this about?
Him: What do you think it's about?
Me: I don't know man. What are you upset about?
Him: What do you think I'm upset about?
Me: Dude, have I done something to piss you off?
Him: You don't worry about me. Just tell your boss we can do business.
Me: ...Alright man. Can we assume for a second I'm really dumb and don't get it. Can you tell me what this is about?
Him: Can we assume that I'm really dumb?
Me: I don't think you're dumb, man. But let's just say I'm really dumb
Him: I'm really dumb!
Me: Okay. Listen man. I've never been too good with people, so can you help me and tell me what's bothering you?
Him: I'm not good with people either!
Me: Okay. Maybe that's the problem. We are both bad with people. Can you tell me what this is about?
Him: No I won't tell you. You tell your boss to ring me.
Me: Alright dude.
Him: I respect you but I have to tell you something too
Me: Sure man, what's up
Him: You need to tell your boss to give you a raise
Me: ... Uh thanks...
Him: You're a nice guy but he needs to give you a raise
Me: ...alright... That's... good advice....
Him: How long have you been working for him
Me: I think about 4 years, since 2018
Him: Tell him I have an Italian watch
Me: ... Sure man...
Him: it's genuine
Me: ...nice. ...Why do you want my boss to know about your watch?
Him: He's sending me bad vibes.
Me:...
Him: He is controlling you, through your head, into my head.
Me: I...see... ...Are you talking about my boss at my job, man?
Him: It doesn't matter. Its the boss controlling you. Tell him one.
Me: ...
Him: One *holds up a finger*
Me: One?
Him: Yes, just now you said a number. Tell him I said One.
Me: Did I say a number?
Him: Yes, when you said you worked for him for four years
Me: I....yeah I... guess I said a number
Him: You said a number. Tell him, from me, one. *Holds up a finger*
Me: ....alright man
Him: Tell him if he taunts me, or makes fun of me, I will get physical with him
Me: Okay man....I can see you are upset. What's this about?
Him: What do you think it's about?
Me: I don't know man. What are you upset about?
Him: What do you think I'm upset about?
Me: Dude, have I done something to piss you off?
Him: You don't worry about me. Just tell your boss we can do business.
Me: ...Alright man. Can we assume for a second I'm really dumb and don't get it. Can you tell me what this is about?
Him: Can we assume that I'm really dumb?
Me: I don't think you're dumb, man. But let's just say I'm really dumb
Him: I'm really dumb!
Me: Okay. Listen man. I've never been too good with people, so can you help me and tell me what's bothering you?
Him: I'm not good with people either!
Me: Okay. Maybe that's the problem. We are both bad with people. Can you tell me what this is about?
Him: No I won't tell you. You tell your boss to ring me.
Me: Alright dude.
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