You know you’re gonna have a cool vibe with the day when…

…after checking your phone in bed you go to put it back on your bedside table, but instead barely graze it…releasing it onto the floor and instantly respond with a “whatever, bro” while smiling through your morning stretch. Like you totally understand why it would want to rest on the soft carpet for a change instead of this hard surface or that one. Bro needed some pampering apparently because it was difficult to initially locate. Actually had to turn on the lamp and put my glasses on as I found the humor in meeting the carpet myself, scooting my rechargeable boyfriend further back under the bed and slinging around the ridiculously long phone cord I recently bought to enable me to comfortably use my phone in bed while charging it…something I thought I needed a basketball goal’s height to accomplish 🙄

Whatever, bro…all the live long day 😁. Happy Monday to ya.