Can a basement dweller that knows everything about DOS get a decent job?

I am a basement dweller with no real skills whatsoever. I do have a High School Diploma, but nothing beyond that. I have below average social skills as well.

However, I know just about everything there is to know about DOS and Windows 3.x. Can I get a decent paying job with that?

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swirlie · 31-35

Yes, you can become the President of the United States and make about $300k per year, so don't waste your time going to college to get yourself educated because you won't need that education anyway.

X6900ES · 22-25, M

@swirlie There is an age requirement, and I currently do not meet it. Also, how the hell does one run a successful campaign and get elected? Trump definitely had help from corporations (like NVIDIA) to get elected, as there's no way he could succeed without their help.

swirlie · 31-35

@X6900ES
I don't know how Trump did it, but this isn't a discussion about Trump anyway! This is a discussion about YOU and how someone like YOU gets a decent job!

X6900ES · 22-25, M

@swirlie In any case, I am literally not old enough to be POTUS, so I can't currently do this specific job. The US Constitution explicitly requires the President to be at least 35 years old.

swirlie · 31-35

@X6900ES
Hey, that's no problem! Just hang out in your parents basement for another 10 years, then apply for the job of POTUS!

I have every confidence in your abilities even with no prior experience, because you can't be any worse than the guy who currently occupies the swivel chair in the Oval Office.