The bathrooms are closed in our building so we have to walk across the street

Walking across the crosswalk, I see my boss on the opposite end. He looks like he is in a meeting with 8 people. He says to me, "What am I paying you to go to lunch now!?"

Me: I'm going to the bathroom....


I texted me coworkers in our group chat and they all lost their minds hahaha. One of my coworkers sent a reminder in our work chat with out boss that the bathrooms are closed today.