Naked Cleaner

Has anyone on here ever been or is anyone currently a naked cleaner in the UK?
In case anyone doesn't know what I'm on about, in the UK there are companies who will hire out cleaners to come to your house and clean for you - but they will be naked whilst they clean. It's strictly hands-off and you do your job, interact with the customer and then leave at the end of the session. Monies are paid to the company prior to the cleaning job and the company then pay you after taking their hiring fee.
I applied to be such a cleaner. The company were hiring both male and female cleaners and you had to submit a picture with your application and they would get back to you. I heard nothing !! Not even a 'You're not what we're looking for at the moment'- type of response. Talk about a blow to your ego !! Lol
Just wondering if anyone else has had more success

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SnailTeeth · 36-40, M

Not from the UK.
I had this regular at my bar (legit nice guy), and he was smooth. I dunno if it was the drugs, the money, but he took care of girls.
He had some waitresses come by and clean his place from time to time.
If you put out a good, relaxed, casual, accepting vibe. It's gravitational.
That's not easy for everyone to maintain.
It's about holding a space in yourself, for others to occupy.
I'll never forget Kevin the Silver Fox. I can never say he was my favorite person, and sometimes he was a bit much, but at the same time, I think he had a good sense of where the line was. He had a good knack for diplomacy. He took care of himself. He took care of others.
I think he was one of the good ones, but he walked a hard line (not in the traditional, rigid sense. He lived an indulgent, somewhat narcissisticly shallow, but otherwise selfless life).