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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Lmao once I had to get this lady's signature after a delivery & it was on a tablet so she stumbled when trying to write her name.
She apologized & said "sorry normally I'm not that great at fingering. Wait I mean I AM good at fingering I just couldn't... oh my God wait not that kind of fingering I mean writing with my fingers because I'm actually a really good fingerer" then she turned red & completely shut down in embarrassment & it was the funniest shit 😂 I walked out like "did she just say 'fingerer'?"
She apologized & said "sorry normally I'm not that great at fingering. Wait I mean I AM good at fingering I just couldn't... oh my God wait not that kind of fingering I mean writing with my fingers because I'm actually a really good fingerer" then she turned red & completely shut down in embarrassment & it was the funniest shit 😂 I walked out like "did she just say 'fingerer'?"
caccoon · 36-40
@ChiefJustWalks LOL that's incredible 🤣
deadgerbil · 26-30
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@deadgerbil you really love that pic huh? 😅
OhIsMe · 36-40, M
I have twenty two years ambidextrous experience, fully qualified with both internal and external work and I'm able to fulfil both these duties simultaneously.
I can provide several references although the paper they're written on is quite damp.
I can provide several references although the paper they're written on is quite damp.
Classified · M
Well about my skill level... 🤔 I have fingers. 😌
SW-User
Oh my, I wouldn't have spelling errors. I feel you want someone skilled with their tongue instead
caccoon · 36-40
@SW-User nah I don't want anyone putting their dirty slimy bits on me until I trust them
SW-User
@caccoon I was thinking with expressions and pleasure. The most beautiful is when their words match their actions.
Iwillwait · M
You said "Fingerer," not " Thinkerer." 😒
Grateful4you · M
@Iwillwait LMAO...I thought she had some kind of fetish I'm not familiar with.
DHggmu · 31-35, M
Do I still need a full resume even if I have excellent references?