I wish I was a woman so I could just sell my bath water and not have to worry about getting my future canceled by a shitty boss.

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itsok · 31-35, F

Who is buying bath water?! I can’t even get subway gift cards 🙄

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok That squirrel's head looks kinda like a potato.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught have some compassion 😞

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok That's a compliment 🤷‍♂️ My car's name is Potato.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught I am a delicate chip right now

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok What's wrong, chip?

itsok · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught I think I am past my expiration date

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok You still taste good to me.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught thank you ☺️ don’t dip me in bath water though, ok?

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok You only taste good in bath water.

itsok · 31-35, F

SinlessOnslaught · M

@itsok Is that emoji you with bath water coming out your nose?

itsok · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught yes, are you turned on now?

SinlessOnslaught · M

itsok · 31-35, F

SinlessOnslaught · M

itsok · 31-35, F

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